Timothy W. Long

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Dark Lord on the Rocks Book 2

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When not sitting around watching Rick and Morty reruns in a bathrobe, Timothy W. Long writes stuff. He has a predilection for weird literature and sometimes drinks Coke for breakfast. Don't tell his mom. Tim has written over 30 novels in genres ranging from cozy/Isekai to all manner of post-apocalyptic, because no one has managed to take away his word processor. Tim recently signed a four-book audio deal with Simon & Schuster for his Dark...

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Reborn as a Dark Lord Book 1

(The Tavernkeeper’s Guide to Rejecting Evil, Befriending Orcs, & Cooking Exceptional Hot Wings)

“A hilarious, sauce-stained isekai with the right amount of flavoring.”—Matt Dinniman, author of Dungeon Crawler Carl

From scourge of the realm to a beloved tavern owner. This Dark Lord is ready for change.

Vincent Logan’s day couldn’t get any worse. Fired from his corporate day-job, almost dying of a heart attack, and then suddenly thrust into...

Dark Lord on the Rocks Book 2

(The Tavernkeeper’s Guide to Rejecting Evil, Befriending Orcs, & Brewing Exceptional Drinks)

Book 2 of a cozy fantasy tale of reinvention, camaraderie, and the universal truth that a good plate of hot food can solve almost anything.

It’s perfect for fans of Heretical Fishing, Legends & Lattes, and A Wizard’s Guide to Defensive Baking!

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The Dark Lord’s Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover

The Dark Lord’s Guide Series Book 1

From the series: The Dark Lord's Guide

From ruling the underworld to battling co-pays and deductibles—evil has met its match.

When Dark Lord Morthisal Ebonwrath escapes certain death, he expects to land in another realm he can conquer. Instead, he wakes up in a flimsy mortal body belonging to Vince Logan—a stressed-out Seattle office worker with bad health insurance and worse life...